Can you name a female cartoon character more chaotic than Lois griffin? Maybe you can, but it would take quite some time before their names pop into your head. They simply aren’t as iconic as Mrs. Griffin.
But of all the cartoon characters in the world, why would you want to bang Lois Griffin, specifically? Well, for starters, because she loves having sex. On many occasions, she is the one who initiated her intercourse with her husband, Peter. And that brings us to point number two. She does not care what others think about you. She married Peter Griffins despite her father’s dislike of the man. If Lois Griffin likes you, she likes you, period, no more talk. And is that not admirable? A woman like that deserves to get “it” whenever she likes.
Another reason why many men would want to have a chance with Lois Griffin is her playfulness. She is very kinky. Lois Griffin is a sadomasochist and a bisexual. She likes it when men dominate her, as seen when she has asked her husband to kick her in the breast. To the same degree, Lois likes to show men who is boss. That’s made apparent when she wore a dominatrix costume in the “Let’s Go to the Hop” episode. Her sexuality, on the other hand, was explored in many episodes. She made out with her friend Bonnie, kissed her daughter’s lesbian friend, and admitted she French-kissed her friends for practice. Imagine reenacting 50 Shades of grey with Lois but with a second girl thrown into the mix. How wild would that be?
Unfortunately, Lois Griffin is just a fictional character. So there is no way you can have sex with her. But, if you want it that badly, you can try workarounds. Specifically, you can buy a sex doll that looks identical to Lois Grifin. It will allow for the realization of your fantasies.
Are you game with it? If so, here are the best Lois Griffin look-alike sex dolls.
This sex doll does not have the same body proportion as Lois Griffin’s, but you have to be crazy to not like that. Apart from that, she exhibits an uncanny resemblance with the cartoon character.
Mary is a carrot top who shares the same hairstyle as Lois Griffin. That immediately puts her on the top shelf for Lois Griffin sex doll options. Then, her pretty face kicks others from the competition.
Mary’s above-the-neck parts are not the only thing you will love about her. She also has a gorgeous body. This 5 foot tall TPE sex doll version of Mrs. Griffin owns a pair of big, glorious boobs. Watching them jiggle, wiggle, and bob will surely give you electrifying feelings. Her tiny waist and wide wisp will make you want to punish her for being too beautiful. And by “punish,” it means to give her some hard, lightning-fast pounding. Knowing Lois Griffin’s taste for S&M, she will love that. Isn’t it more pleasurable when you know both you and your partner are enjoying it?
Mary has an articulated skeleton inside her body. It allows putting her in different poses. That’s so great since you would want to try different sex positions with this sex doll – especially since she has three orifices. This Lois Griffin sex doll offers oral sex, anal sex, and intercourse.
You will be thoroughly impressed with how realistic Mary’s 6.7 inches deep vagina is. And while her mouth and anus are a wee bit shallower, they will still leave you speechless. For exact measurements, her oral orifice is 5.1 inches deep, while her anal hole is 5.9 inches deep.
Upgrades
If you’ve got money to spare, you can add upgrades to this Lois Griffin sex doll. One thing you can do is make her have a reinforced metal skeleton with shrugging shoulders. It will allow put her in more realistic poses. And in BDSM, you would appreciate that.
Adding a sensual mouth to your sex doll is another excellent option. It will make oral sex even more satisfying.
But if you don’t want to spend more, don’t worry. Having these upgrades is great, but they aren’t necessary. An unaltered Mary will still perform exceptionally in bed.
Don’t call the Fire Department. There is no fire here. That smoke you are seeing is coming from this white-hot ginger named Fraya. She is easily one of your best options for a Lois Griffin sex doll for obvious reasons. Fraya looks like the said cartoon character, and she is sexy as sin!
Fraya does not have a glorious mountain range as tits. Still, she is up there with those who have them in terms of sexiness. Some men would even prefer Fraya over them. That’s how crazy good she looks.
This Lois Griffin’s seductive body will make you very excited. And her sexual capabilities live up to the hype. Her oral sex, anal sex, and intercourse game will make you exhilarated.
The oral orifice of this sex doll is 4.7 inches deep. Admittedly, it is a little bit on the shallow side. But, it is not something the enhanced mouth option can’t fix. Though, you really don’t need to do that if you don’t want to. She will still give you fantastic blowjobs.
Fraya’s anus, on the other hand, is perfect the way she is. It is like a crystal cave – once you go in, you would never want to come out.
Last but definitely not least, Fraya offers intercourse experiences that will flip your world upside down and do it ten times over. That’s thanks to her 7.1 inches deep vagina, which also has ideal tightness. It is so realistic it will make you feel like Lois Griffin arrived in our world, and that’s actually her you were screwing.
This Lois Griffin sex doll will make you feel like you are the luckiest man alive. With her exceptional sexual capabilities, she will paint a wide smile on your face. So, what are you waiting for? Go to the online store and place an order!